Strife for the LM title

I'll point out that the word strife in this word though incorrect is probably accurate and therefore highlight that even if people can't be good at chess, they can annoy people in the forums.

How charming. :]

So what you're saying is that people who aren't good at chess should stay away from the forums.

You have 802 forum posts at moment of authoring, chunkymonkey.

I was busy for some months with getting towards 2250 in corr. chess to get a LM title, but Lichess threw out corr. chess from rankings and titles.
Having said that, a LM title will probably not give me free entrance to otb chess tourneys, and will not get me any more paying chess students as chess coach, so ... I better enjoy my chess with crazy queen sacs and insane unsound tactics ! :)

13 It would've been 820 if you guys had a sense of humour and I didn't have to put a :) at the end of any eyebrow raising comment :)

The irony is of course that the joke in 11 was meant on me .

Yeah, you suck, chunkymonkey. Oh man, I'm hilarious! What a brilliant jokester I am.

Do you target every thread I'm the OP of, I wonder? And then again, why?

And even when I'm not around, your humor never fails to strike the right one:

http://en.lichess.org/forum/team-lichess-world-peace-debate/in-fear-of-becoming-defunt?page=1

Don't give me that passive-aggressive BS, it belittles you.

The irony is in you Uke, use it :)

You rotund ape, don't ... don't ... don't you try to appease me! ;-;

I'm capable of gaining 100 rating points and losing them the next day, and this routine really grinds on my nerves. I try to 'break out of my game', to find my inner center' with a generous dash of 'discerning the hidden grey underneath the black and the white tiles'... but I don't even know what these phrases mean! A hamster chained to a cartwheel to produce electricity for his sadistic owner's air freshener has more fun than me.