The long awaited trial of clousems

Can the defendant come to the stand? @clousems

I'm just gonna leave this here:

lichess.org/team/anti-clousems-cabal

@clousems said in #2:
> I'm just gonna leave this here:
>
> lichess.org/team/anti-clousems-cabal
you've been doing this for too long. the victims need closure, this is an international afair

Disorder in the court.

BACK TO YOUR SEATS!! THE COURT ORDERS YOU!!

@clousems is accused of the following
Money laundering
Tyranny

@Zurel said in #1:
> Can the defendant come to the stand? @clousems
As the representative of Mr clousems (however the name is pronounced) I swear to say the truth only the truth nothing but the truth

@Al-Ghoul said in #7:
> As the representative of Mr clousems (however the name is pronounced) I swear to say the truth only the truth nothing but the truth
does you client plead guilty? He is also accused of perjury

COURT IS ADJURNED UNTIL THE PROSECUTOR (ME) RETURNS FROM MY FEAST IN ONE HOUR. YOU MAY CONVERSE QUIETLY

@Zurel said in #8:
> does you client plead guilty? He is also accused of perjury
My client never and I say never put money in a washing machine
He values money more then his own daughter he would never cause damage to even a dollar bill
However he does wash pennies that he has in his collection